Vincente D'Ingianni 
Out Out!! You demons of Stupidity!!
Vincente’s Rules for Software Development
(adapted from Gerry Dubois)
- Know your hardware
A cloud is just someone else’s datacenter
- First you get good, then you get fancy
Prototype, prototype, prototype
- Show me the code
Saint Dogbert will slay the Demons of Stupidity
- Stay off the critical path
Try to not be the reason other tasks are blocked
- Your tester is your friend
It is better to find bugs in the lab than in the field
- You get paid by the time, not the line
Enjoy working outside your box. “You are coin operated.”
- The company is not a charity
When you help the company, the company helps you
- If your program cannot fit in 64K, then it has probably been written incorrectly
In other words, modularize and optimize. Data is not included.
The Apollo Guidance Computer had only 36K
Software Engineering, StopTheStupid
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